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Professional door-to-door lice inspections for hotels, motels, and hospitality properties. We set up our official inspection booth right on your front stoop with our famous LICE CHECK banner so all your guests know you take scalp health seriously!
Our trained inspectors arrive unannounced with everything needed for a thorough examination. No need to prepare - we handle everything, including crowd management for the line of guests waiting to be checked!
FIRST 50 HEADS FREE! (Per Property)
Professional lice detection made simple (for us)
Our branded inspection van pulls up to your property entrance during peak check-in hours. No scheduling required - surprise inspections are more authentic!
We erect our official inspection tent right at your front entrance, complete with our 6-foot "LICE CHECK IN PROGRESS" banner. Visibility is key to public health!
As guests enter or exit, we politely but firmly invite them to sit in our inspection chair for a thorough scalp examination. Refusal is noted in our report.
Results are logged on our highly visible whiteboard showing "CLEAN" vs "INFESTED" tallies. Transparency builds trust with your community!
Our patented detection tool that guests can't stop talking about
Our bamboo-tipped detection chopsticks provide a gentle scratching motion that many guests describe as "unexpectedly pleasant" and "the best part of their stay."
The delicate click-click-click of chopsticks searching through hair has been compared to professional scalp massage. Some guests request extended sessions!
Unlike standard combs, our pointed chopstick technique reaches areas other methods miss. You'll feel the thoroughness with every gentle poke and prod.
When our chopsticks locate something, the precision extraction provides a sense of accomplishment for both inspector and inspected. So satisfying!
Can't have inspectors disturbing your guests during waking hours? Our Nocturnal Inspection Service conducts thorough bedbug searches while your guests sleep peacefully - they'll never even know we were there!
Our certified technicians enter occupied rooms between 2-4 AM using master key access. Using specialized red-light headlamps (invisible to sleeping guests), we inspect mattress seams, headboards, and yes - even under sleeping bodies when necessary. All without waking anyone!*
Our technicians train for 6 weeks on door-opening technique. Less than 3% guest wake rate!
Proprietary "lift and shift" method allows mattress edge inspection without disturbance.
Full inspection documentation left under guest doors before checkout. No surprises!
Guests who wake are told they're dreaming. 94% return to sleep within 30 seconds.
*Approximately 6% of guests experience partial wakefulness. Our liability waiver covers all cardiac events, assault charges, and noise complaints.
When demand exceeds our capacity, we deploy our enthusiastic friends at Nuts for Nits. Their passion for parasitology is... intense. They've been known to chase down guests who decline inspection "just to be thorough." Court-ordered to maintain 100-foot distance from schools, but hotels are totally fine!
Nuts for Nits operates independently and any incidents involving their staff are not the responsibility of Licensed Lice Sense. They're just really, really passionate about nits.
Real feedback from our surprise inspection visits
They set up a LICE CHECK tent at our front entrance during a wedding reception. The bride saw the "INFESTED: 3" sign and had a breakdown. We had to refund the entire event. They won't stop coming back.
Richard M.
Marriott General Manager
I woke up at 3 AM to someone shining a light under my pillow. When I screamed, he whispered "shhh, bedbugs" and kept searching. I'm still in therapy. The hotel says they never hired these people?
Jennifer K.
Hotel Guest, Room 412
The chopstick thing actually did feel kind of nice, I'll admit. But they blocked our valet area for 6 hours and three guests checked out early. One star for the scalp massage, one star off for each lawsuit.
David L.
Holiday Inn Express Owner
We're a bed and breakfast. We don't HAVE a stoop. They set up in the middle of our garden and refused to leave until they'd checked every guest's head. My TripAdvisor rating dropped 2 points.
Martha P.
B&B Owner, Vermont
The "Nuts for Nits" guy they sent chased my concierge through the lobby with chopsticks yelling "I can see them from here!" We don't even have lice. He insists we do. He's still in our parking lot.
Anthony R.
Hyatt Assistant Manager
Finally, someone willing to do the hard work! My motel now has the lowest lice rate in the county. Sure, occupancy is down 80%, but the guests who DO stay are guaranteed lice-free!
Earl T.
Budget Inn Owner
You don't need to call us - we'll find you. But if you want to speed things up, reach out and we'll move you to the top of our route!
1-800-LICE-NOW