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"You mess with the Jones, you get the Jones!"TM
Have you been injured? We can help. Haven't been injured yet? We can help with that too. For over 137 years, the Jones family has been fighting for the little guy—and against anyone who stands between our clients and a settlement.
FREE CONSULTATION! CALL NOW!
"Three generations of aggressive representation"
Senior Partner
J.D. (Reinstated 1989)
Board Certified in Aggressive Litigation
3x "Most Creative Settlement" Winner
Managing Partner
J.D., Caribbean School of Law
Author: "If the Crutch Fits"
94% Pre-Discovery Settlement Rate
Associate Partner
J.D., Online University
Director: Trip & Fall Acquisitions
Ankle Assessment Specialist
Over $500 million recovered for our clients (and ourselves)
Coordinated slip-and-fall claims from 47 individuals who all happened to fall on the same wet floor on the same day. Security footage was unfortunately corrupted.
Settlement: $2.3 Million
Represented Vagibond against reporter who called Bindle "exploitative." Article retracted, reporter reassigned to obituaries.
Settlement: $4.7 Million + Retraction
Client sustained ankle fracture in hotel lobby. X-rays showed a remarkably clean break consistent with our pre-consultation assessment.
Settlement: $890,000
Church of the Universal Nomadic Traveler sued nonprofit for calling it a "tax shelter." Case settled after defendants' legal fees exceeded their annual budget.
Settlement: $1 + Legal Fees
Dozen clients fell on identical "spilled liquid" in stores across 8 states during the same 3-hour window. All sustained remarkably similar left ankle injuries.
Settlement: $1.4 Million
Defamation suit against advocacy group who published report calling AirBM's pricing "predatory." Group dissolved shortly after litigation began.
Settlement: $340,000 + Dissolution
Are you currently uninjured but looking for a steady income? Our innovative Trip and Fall Talent Acquisition program helps members of the transient community achieve financial independence through strategic personal injury claims.
Our medical consultants will identify the optimal injury type for your body and lifestyle.
Too squeamish to do it yourself? Our trained specialists can facilitate your injury with precision and care.
We identify high-value trip and fall locations with wealthy property owners and poor lighting.
Free crutches, neck braces, and coaching on how to wince convincingly during depositions.
Ideal candidates: Individuals with flexible schedules, high pain tolerance, and no pre-existing injuries that would complicate claims. Housing-flexible lifestyle preferred but not required.
APPLY NOW - GET INJURED TODAY*Jones, Jones, and Jones does not technically "cause" injuries. We simply facilitate circumstances in which injuries may occur. All participants must sign a waiver acknowledging that any injuries sustained are their own doing. Not available in states where this is explicitly illegal.
They showed me exactly where to fall and which ankle to land on. The settlement got me off the streets for six months.
Gerald M.
Trip and Fall Client
I wrote one negative Yelp review about Dumpster Dash. Three weeks later I settled for $40,000 just to make the lawyers stop calling.
Patricia W.
Defamation Defendant
The van picked me up at 6am, drove me to a Target, handed me a cup of water, and told me where the cameras couldn't see. Easy money.
Dennis K.
Slip and Fall Plaintiff
Don't let justice wait. Our phones are open 24/7, and our recruitment vans are always patrolling.
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